The purveyor of moon-balls to whom I referred was not the Snapester, but actually our own PattyC of course, Dumbo.
Sorry if my contribution lacked the requisite bile, allow me to atone by launching a scathing and pointless attack on one of the all-time greats, Mr. Shane Warne, who is a fat bully and a coward. I watched a documentary on telly which included how him and that other all-time great TWAT McGrath helped ruin the career of a promising young black SA batsman who had been included mainly due to quotas. They are both pathetic bullies who deserve our contempt. The English crowd who sang to Warne in '05 'we only wish you were English' are all idiotic, simpering wankers who were actually singing 'we only wish we were aussies' and they should all fuck off there immediately.
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Tinkler told me that he reported a story on a chap who went to Warne to help market some sort of cricketing invention to improve batting techniques. Warne nicked the idea, and flogged it off at his own. I was talking to some chap who knew Warne in Queensland about this story and he claims that Warne was so stupid that he didn't realise that this was bad form.
Perhaps, his aggressive, in your face, mateishness covers over Warne's simple lack of intelligence.
Apparently, the bucket of his passenger seat is full of fag packets: Lamberts or JPS?
Dumbo? Touché.
Let's not blind ourselves to the fact that most successful sportsmen are not intelligent, moderate or liberal. By the very nature of their development, which has been conducted mainly within male-only, testosterone-fuelled cliques, they are inclined towards boorishness and snap judgements, generally predicated on lowest common denominator, mob mentality sensibilities.
Warne was just a great spinner and a superb cricketer in general. That's all we need judge him on - the rest is just stuff that his peers and family have to put up with.
Lamberts or JPS though?
As we're on a theme of Warne being a bully, shouldn't he be smoking Craven 'A's?
B'dm T'sch.
Kris, for god's sake. What's the point of writing this hate-fuelled nonsense that would get moderated on any other blog if you're going to come up with reasoned and even-minded analysis like that. Now repeat after me, 'Warne is a fat aussie wanker, who also turns out to be profoundly thick.'
There, that feels better doesn't it? And don't let me catch you behaving like this again.
I reckon Dunhill myself.
Sorry, I'll try not to let it happen again - it's the contrarian within me; I've just got to disagree with anything anyone ever writes or says...
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