King Cricket

http://www.lancs.tv/index.php?PHPSESSID=1e05891e2ad64a38b4aeb84b3907dfa0&p=0&vid=229&sm=1

This is sort of amusing. The link is from King Cricket website, which is quite amusing, and also features this:

Symonds: Pick me - I’m not a knob now
Bowled on September 16th, 2008 by King Cricket
Ever since he was sent home from Australia’s one-day series against Bangladesh, speculation has been rife about Andrew Symonds. Specifically, that speculation has centred on exactly what kind of aquatic creature molested him as a child.
Some say it was a turbot, some say a merman. Taken as a whole, the evidence seems to point towards it being an in-season dugong or manatee.
In the past week, Symonds has shrugged off this lifelong scar and has now declared himself ready for Test cricket again.

Also this:

Jesse Ryder’s back
Bowled on September 15th, 2008 by King Cricket
Is broad and pudgy and malleable like plasticine. It’s an amorphous, wobbling built-in cushion so he can lie down anywhere and feel comfortable.
It’s also a trap. When Jesse Ryder needs to take all that weight off his feet, he plonks himself down and leans into his back’s exquisitely welcoming blubber. It may offer excellent lumbar support, but from this position he’s unable to rise again. He flails around like an upturned beetle until a passing forklift spies him and rescues him from his plight.