What do you call an aussie with a test century?
A bowler....
Tuesday, 11 January 2011
Friday, 7 January 2011
victory is ours....
Yes....
Victory last night was a massive achievement for all the Fetch'ers. I just wish we'd been together to congratulate ourselves on it. It is pleasing to the core of my being, and, I feel, well, healed...I can now start behaving normally about cricket.
Anyway, to celebrate, let's go back to some older posts:
07/8/09:
"Ian Bell
Whilst for some the jury remains out on Australia's cuntness, the fact that ian bell is a massive twat is like an immutable law of nature and will remain so for all time. When the mountains have crumbled and lizards rule the earth once more, he will still be a little nonsense spouting ginger twat.
My lack of opinion either way about ian bell has ended, by the way."
AND
28/1/09:
"Stuart Broad opts out of the IPL.
Given that he's the only person likely to get a place after Flintoff and Pietersen he's turned down a shit load of dosh. He cited the need to rest up for the ashes.
GOOD LAD!
HE CAN BE THE FIRST TO BE OFFICIALLY CERTIFIED 'NOT A TWAT' BY FETCH. WHO ELSE ISN'T A TWAT? IAN BELL NEEDS TO SCORE ABOUT 700 RUNS IN THE UP-COMING SERIES TO QUALIFY."
Well, in fact, it only needed 350 at 80 to do it. I think that 700 in a series should have a grander title.
"Aus v SA
I was just gearing up for the 4th test, when I noticed that SA v Aus tests - which should surely tell us which of this lot are complete twats as well as world champions - start tomorrow.
Central issues:
1. Phil Hughes - Mark Lathwell or yawn 'the next bradman'? Probably someway between the 'r' of 'or' and the 'y' of yawn.
2. Australia's attack: siddle, bollinger, hilfelhaus, johnson. With 'bryce mcgain' as the 'spinner'?
3. Whether Duminy is great or really great?
4. How many toys ponting will throw out the pram when he realises the worst about 1 and 2?
5. Whether - please - some of the new players will reveal themselves as total toss pots when the pressure is on?"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. It took a couple of years to witness 4, but the answer was 'lots'. On Hughes - More like the 'L' of Lathwell.
Victory last night was a massive achievement for all the Fetch'ers. I just wish we'd been together to congratulate ourselves on it. It is pleasing to the core of my being, and, I feel, well, healed...I can now start behaving normally about cricket.
Anyway, to celebrate, let's go back to some older posts:
07/8/09:
"Ian Bell
Whilst for some the jury remains out on Australia's cuntness, the fact that ian bell is a massive twat is like an immutable law of nature and will remain so for all time. When the mountains have crumbled and lizards rule the earth once more, he will still be a little nonsense spouting ginger twat.
My lack of opinion either way about ian bell has ended, by the way."
AND
28/1/09:
"Stuart Broad opts out of the IPL.
Given that he's the only person likely to get a place after Flintoff and Pietersen he's turned down a shit load of dosh. He cited the need to rest up for the ashes.
GOOD LAD!
HE CAN BE THE FIRST TO BE OFFICIALLY CERTIFIED 'NOT A TWAT' BY FETCH. WHO ELSE ISN'T A TWAT? IAN BELL NEEDS TO SCORE ABOUT 700 RUNS IN THE UP-COMING SERIES TO QUALIFY."
Well, in fact, it only needed 350 at 80 to do it. I think that 700 in a series should have a grander title.
"Aus v SA
I was just gearing up for the 4th test, when I noticed that SA v Aus tests - which should surely tell us which of this lot are complete twats as well as world champions - start tomorrow.
Central issues:
1. Phil Hughes - Mark Lathwell or yawn 'the next bradman'? Probably someway between the 'r' of 'or' and the 'y' of yawn.
2. Australia's attack: siddle, bollinger, hilfelhaus, johnson. With 'bryce mcgain' as the 'spinner'?
3. Whether Duminy is great or really great?
4. How many toys ponting will throw out the pram when he realises the worst about 1 and 2?
5. Whether - please - some of the new players will reveal themselves as total toss pots when the pressure is on?"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. It took a couple of years to witness 4, but the answer was 'lots'. On Hughes - More like the 'L' of Lathwell.
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