I used to think Richard Thomas Ponting resembled Clyde (or, at a push, Zippy).

After his adolescent contretemps with Aleem Dar (best umpire in the world, TM), I've decided he's actually Softy, after all.

best world cup in india ground is...

the Wankhede Stadium in Mumbai.

tell you what else is funny:

beer.

i don't even know if he is a cunt. and i doubt anyone could help me out. i suspect strongly that he is though.

Langer

Langer on Hughes:

“I will back him over any other player in Australian cricket,” Justin Langer, the Australia batting coach said. "I hope England keep taunting him."

"When the pressure is on and he absolutely has to score runs, he does. He is a little fighter."

Say this in a comedy Cheryl Cole accent, and it becomes very funny.

that was good.

i was wondering whether the fact that we've destroyed them today, with pretty good bowlers, suggests that when they used to do this to us with very good bowlers makes our 90s-early-00s side a bit better than it appeared?

i remember when one of the cunts said butcher's 200-odd (did i imagine that? i think it was actually a 100) was one of the best in ashes history. we already know that the nas's was.

diary

I wondered whether we ought to prove out commitment to the game by diarising our