Two Things

Firstly, since Jimmy has now turned down trying to play for the IPL as well as Broad, does that make him both ace, and 'not a twat'?

Secondly, read this article in case there remained any lingering doubts as to whether Graham Smith is a MASSIVE twat. http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2009/dec/15/steve-harmison-england-graeme-smith

nz cricket

vittori has taken 485 first class wickets, and 311 were in tests (96 tests, 148 first class). is it any wonder that nz cricketers aren't much cop - all they do is play test cricket, and that's not a particularly good place to learn. if i had to practice playing at test level, i wouldn't be any good either.

by the way, has anyone pressed the 'report abuse' button at the top of the page? what happens? do the kc anger-squad pay said abuser a visit? i feel like pressing it in lieu of jarman's personal attack on me, some time ago, because i like the Band of Heathens.

Pietersen

Is a nob.

Mark Davis has been called into the England squad. About time, but probably wrong continent to be making his debut.

I quite like the WI making a fist of it against the new crowned rubbish Australians.

Pat

Petterson is a fucking tosser

Nah, not really, just using a topical boycs related reference to try and get a bit of reaction.
I genuinely believe that there is not a better team in world cricket today than England.
That's probably more controversial than calling pets a tosser.
Fuck india and their nonsense flat track shit. Dravid is the only honourable man amongst them.
Come on chaps.

Woo-hah!

According to Bumble on the telly, Busta Rhymes is a cricket man. His dad played in Trinidad, and apparently he knows a bit about the game. He is also, apparently, a left-handed bat and a 'big unit.'