Let's face it- it's Willis. I mean, the idea that the doleful looking old man with too-short trousers who now frequents the sky commentary box, was once happy to strike a pose that is somehow suggestive of the phrase 'flamboyant man-action' is just too weird to bear. And when he stares out from the screen, looking directly into your eyes with that sort of watery malevolance, he' telling you that he knows that you're thinking of this picture.
JK Lever now drinks down my club, every saturday night.
I've never managed more than a solitary conversation with him, a few years back, on which occasion England's 1974 tour of the West Indies cropped up; a 'tired and emotional' Lever admitted to me that 'you can't beat a bit of Caribbean pussy'.
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Is it Willis' eyeliner you're uncomfortable with?
Or is it the fact that Randall wasn't in the centre of the picture as his reputation demands?
Let's face it- it's Willis.
I mean, the idea that the doleful looking old man with too-short trousers who now frequents the sky commentary box, was once happy to strike a pose that is somehow suggestive of the phrase 'flamboyant man-action' is just too weird to bear. And when he stares out from the screen, looking directly into your eyes with that sort of watery malevolance, he' telling you that he knows that you're thinking of this picture.
By the way I just found this out on the Cockney Rhyming Slang website-
Derek Randall is slang for Love Handles.
Usage example
"Look at the size of his Derek Randall's!"
JK Lever now drinks down my club, every saturday night.
I've never managed more than a solitary conversation with him, a few years back, on which occasion England's 1974 tour of the West Indies cropped up; a 'tired and emotional' Lever admitted to me that 'you can't beat a bit of Caribbean pussy'.
I'm still haunted by these words.
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