Friday, 26 September 2008

Sri Lanka B

So thanks to the IPL, Lalit fucking Modi and the various pusillanimous cowards sitting on cricket boards around the world, we end up with a Sri Lanka B team touring next year. What a pile of shit. We should refuse to play them. It's an insult. Or we should play a B team ourselves. Or maybe some kind of theme team. How about an eleven made up entirely of finger-spinning all-rounders?
KP (?)
Blackwell
Patel
Swann
errmm...

3 comments:

patty c said...

Vaughan
Hick
Solanki
Batty

Kendal King Pin said...

The team you're putting together has too much class in it - I think we should just take the UK players from the Glos and Glamorgan.

Now that's disdain.

jarms said...

Kris, that would show not so much disdain as contempt.