Cigarettes and, probably, alcohol.

The purveyor of moon-balls to whom I referred was not the Snapester, but actually our own PattyC of course, Dumbo.

Sorry if my contribution lacked the requisite bile, allow me to atone by launching a scathing and pointless attack on one of the all-time greats, Mr. Shane Warne, who is a fat bully and a coward. I watched a documentary on telly which included how him and that other all-time great TWAT McGrath helped ruin the career of a promising young black SA batsman who had been included mainly due to quotas. They are both pathetic bullies who deserve our contempt. The English crowd who sang to Warne in '05 'we only wish you were English' are all idiotic, simpering wankers who were actually singing 'we only wish we were aussies' and they should all fuck off there immediately.

who turns it more?

Sorry, I'm bored and enjoying the miracle of youtube cricket.

Warne

OR

Murali

OR:

Gile-o

OR:

Tuffers