Shah, Owais

The whole England team, especially the batsmen seem to be scaling levels of one-day averageness achieved by few before. My ire is chiefly reserved, however, for Owais Shah. He is, no doubt, a talented batsman, but he radiates such chaos, uncertainty, not to say actual insanity, that it makes the entire team look shit and mental. His fielding and levels of effort are FUCKING ATROCIOUS. He has a bizarre ability to appear to be incredibly tense, and looking like he doesn't give a fuck at the same time.

It's been said before, but it bears repeating, that the word 'liability' could have been invented for him.