Saturday, 20 June 2009

younger members of fetch

alex, please give me due warning before you bestow official membership of 'fetch!' on joseph. (do we have a cap to award him?) i will, at this point, tone down my language. (code word for aussie cricketers will become 'punts'. this is a good code word for two reasosn: one, it is not a sware word; and two, its derivitive of 'ponting', who is known as 'punter', and who is, in case you didn't know, the biggest cunt of them all.)

i think i've got time with the other two future bloggers, who will in due course join our team - luke and eskel. (i'm presuming that astrid, being a girl and all that, is not permitted to join?).

one last cricketing point - the glos are very good at the moment. which is nice.

kris, is it true that the low anthem are quite good? band of heathens are good - they are exactly like little feet.

6 comments:

Kendal King Pin said...

I, personally, think this little kingdom of ours should remain untainted by our offspring.

Or, rather, the other way round.

More importantly, I'm all for calling a cunt a cunt. No time for code words when it's comes to this creed.

Low Anthem album is very good, yes. Especially the opening track, "Charlie Darwin". I will investigate Band of Heathens right this minute.

Alex, are you officially one of King Cricket's acolytes now? You seem to have something to say on every item he posts!

Right, some cricket - Pakistan are ace (in terms of both cricket and, more importantly, madness) and are now, officially, my second team. Sri Lanka are also ace (again, in both technical and psychoanalytical terms) and are now, officially, my second team. Not sure how that's going to work in practice so it's just as well it's only a theoretical title I've bestowed.

Khan versus Mendis. Cricket is the winner.

jarms said...

Lets clear up a few points.
Firstly Joseph is not a member of fetch. He wanted to be, but wary that the contents might offend him, I told him to fuck off.
Secondly, I only post so much on KC because none of you fuckers has posted on here for weeks. And also I've got a student doing all my teaching so I've got time on my hands.
Lastly, a cunt can and must be called a cunt, no matter whom the audience. Just ask the children of 2J, they'll tell you.

Also, the 20/20 was flippin' ace. All of it.

jarms said...

I've just been to itunes by the way, and band of heathens are:
a: not like little feat, and
b: shit.

jarms said...

Kris- need new music.
Input please.
Good stuff only. No shit.

Kendal King Pin said...

OK, stuff I'm listening to...

Low Anthem - some good stuff (where they try to be Tom Waits), some awesome (where they try to be Fleet Foxes).

Jarvis Cocker's new album - some very good stuff (in a Pulp sense), some average (ie, not Pulp esque at all).

Grizzly Bear - super; what Gram Parsons would've sounded like in 1973 if he'd joined the Rolling Stones and "Their Satantic Majesties Request" had been successful enough to make them pursue psychedelic roots music.

Greg Laswell - does drift towards easy listening end of Americana spectrum occasionally but, generally, good.

Stuff I'm looking forward to getting -

Lemonheads - Varshuns

Wilco's new album

Duckworth Lewis Method.

Anonymous said...

bit harsh, jarman. it sounds like only an idiot would like the b of h. i admit that they loose something in the studio recording, but live they were excellent.

it appears that you have awoken, and climbed from the wrong side of the bed on this chain of comments. shall we forget it ever happened and stick to cricket?

Moving along to next post.