Stuart Broad opts out of the IPL.
Given that he's the only person likely to get a place after Flintoff and Pietersen he's turned down a shit load of dosh. He cited the need to rest up for the ashes.
GOOD LAD!
HE CAN BE THE FIRST TO BE OFFICIALLY CERTIFIED 'NOT A TWAT' BY FETCH. WHO ELSE ISN'T A TWAT? IAN BELL NEEDS TO SCORE ABOUT 700 RUNS IN THE UP-COMING SERIES TO QUALIFY.
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This may be a slow burner- it is depressingly hard to think of people in the England set up who are not twats. Monty?
Cook is probably next on the list to receive the honour. Strauss and Collingwood are also contenders.
Hoggard and Vaughan would have collected the certification had it existed at the time they were playing.
Monty: minor 'twat' simply for being very annoying in a 'Bellian' sort of way. He is more likely to redeem himself than the shermanator.
Vaughan, I'm not entirely sure about - his cover drive excuses him many faults but that doesn't alter the fact that he referred to himself in the third person a lot.
Banger would've been my gimme along with Hoggy.
Collingwood, I'll vote for. Cook and Strauss not sure.
I'll stick my hand up for Swann, just for the hell of it...
doesn't being ginger automatically disqualify one?
rashid doesn't seem to have twat-like attributes.
i would normally refer to cook and strauss as 'posh twats', but they're not irritatingly twattish.
likewise, i would like to say to banger: 'stop being a twat, and pull yourself together. there's australian fuckheads you should be battering rather than being suicidal. you never know, it might even cheer you up'. but he's not really a twat.
Banger should be playing in the IPL however...
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