Wednesday, 17 March 2010

swann

Swann apparently bowled "one which went the other way" on purpose. Are there no limits to the talent of this man?

9 comments:

Kendal King Pin said...

well there is the fact that he's got no class.

but that's picky, i grant you.

Anonymous said...

johnson, all-round cunt: bowl = 28.45; bat = 26.40.

swann, doosra-bowling genius: bowl = 29.55; bat = 32.76.

suggest class to me. especially since he's an off spinner, an english one to boot, and one would expect something like 34 and 1 respectively.

Kendal King Pin said...

"'Fuck off', he roared, complete with one-finger salute, at a batsman who had just completed a maiden international hundred and whose obduracy in a sixth-wicket stand of 167 with Mushfiqur Rahim had held up England in all for 70 overs and four and a half hours."

Guardian, March 16.

Lack. Of. Class.

Anonymous said...

i do recall that we all generally agreed that broad was a good fellow - and he did the same.

and whats wrong with giving someone who's just been obdurate to fuck off? i'm sure if he had been playing for any other country it would not have been a problem. are we to be nice to all first 100s or 5 wickets? or only teams that are shit? we're you pleased when fedel bowled england out?

'well done hughes on your maiden 100 in england, jolly well played', or 'fuck off you 'orible cunt flap'?

perhaps that the problem with the tigers: everyone's too nice to them and consequently they're not competing at test level.

Kendal King Pin said...

I don't think that our respective points are incompatible.

patty c said...

I'm going to tell you two to fuck off if you are obdurate in the future.

Kendal King Pin said...

I don't think I've been obdurate in the slightest, Pat - quite the contrary, in fact.

patty c said...

Yes, but if you are...you have been warned...(shaking a fist at the same time)

Kendal King Pin said...

Goodness, you're so masterful.

Fatherhood, I reckon.