Tuesday, 9 March 2010

buffet bowling

Did you see that Cook when for 111 off 5 overs against Bangladesh A today attempting to induce the follow-on?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

'one more over sir?'

'no, fuck off'

'Oh sir! It's only a tiny little thin one'

'No. Fuck off - I'm full...'

'Oh sir... it's only wafer thin. dibbly dobilies, straight, slow, not doing much at all''

'Look - I couldn't eat another thing. I'm absolutely stuffed. Bugger off.'

And then the batsman explodes.

or something like that.