Sunday, 12 July 2009

Fresh telemetry

So, I think we need to assess the new Aussie team after the first test for their cunt levels, using our freshly calibrated Punt-o-meter...

Katich: 3/5
Hughes: 5/5
Ponting: duh
Clarke: 4/5
Hussey: 1/5
North: 3/5
Haddin: 4/5
Johnson: 2/5
Siddle: 6/5
Hilfenhaus: 1/5
Hauritz: 2/5

So the conclusions are that Siddle is the new Ponting and Hilfenhaus is the new Hussey. I reckon.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

i'm sort of thinking 5/5 for all of them, except haddin cheats, so he's on 6. ponting 7. johnston 6 - just for being goofy. and siddle 8 for that face hair, and for the gay barge on broad.

why when other teams save a game against us we can't bowl, but when we save a game, it's about luck or time wasting. i.e. not down to hard work.

patty c said...

Rather than slag ponting off myself, I'd rather leave it to the Australian readers of the Melbourne Herald Sun. They seem to like ponting less than we do:

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/comments/0,22023,25771607-2882,00.html

patty c said...

Hifelhaus looks like howard moon. I quite like him. I quite like Simon Katich as well: but I prefer the 2005 version (who was rubbish).

Siddle, however, is profoundly objectionable.

Jarms was at sophia gardens yesterday, so I'm expecting a full report at some point today.

Australians say 'look' at the start of sentences a lot.

We deserved that after the away WI series (and actually after last summer against SA when we were a bit unlucky I thought). I'm sure/hope our top order won't play so badly again. However, what was worrying was that the Australians had thought out our top 5 and had accurate enough bowlers to execute their plans.

Kendal King Pin said...

I agree with all of that.