I notice that they've announced the Australian ashes squad. I've been doing some analysis on what we can expect - form, averages, age etc. and i've come up with a 'cunt rating' for all of them. Below are the results:
R Ponting (c), M Clarke (vc), S Clark, B Haddin, N Hauritz, B Hilfenhaus, P Hughes, M Hussey, M Johnson, S Katich, B Lee, G Manou, A McDonald, M North, P Siddle, S Watson. All cunts.
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thanks for the analysis ben. occasionally my conviction that all australian cricketers are complete cunts can waver, so it's as well that you are out there, always watching, never wavering in your belief, giving us a gentle reminder in moments of uncertainty.
goodness what a bunch of cunts they are.
they're a lot closer to me than you guys. this keeps me on my toes; always ready to shout an expletive or two at a passing aussi cricketer.
in fact, there goes 'roy': 'ha! shit bag! on your way home from the ipl? who won? guess we wont be seeing you in england for what really matters - fucker!'
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